Crumpled Notebook

Yep. That’s what I get for living in California. Granola. Or in this case, Oatmeal. Oatmeal Soap. Aveeno Oatmeal Soap to be exact. Some skin thing the Doctor tells me. Prescription shampoo and oatmeal soap. I think that makes me a freakin hippie, or something like that. I may as well stop shaving and become a vegetarian if I’m gonna bathe with oatmeal (not that there is anything wrong with vegatarians, it’s just not me at all). What would that old Quaker Oats man think of this?