Crumpled Notebook

So, I decided I could be ready to start dating again after my couple month break. After all, I am going speed dating next week again with my roomate. So in preparation, I updated some of my online profiles. One of my personal ads is very clear about what I’m looking for and more specifically, what I’m not looking for in a guy. You can imagine my surprise when I recieved this message in response to it:

Hope this little note finds you doing well. We’re a Caucasian couple, (man and a woman), both professionals, and looking to bring a little fun into our relationship while satisfying the desires of another as well. We’re both very oral, who enjoy passionate kisses, soft caresses, and just overall touch. Must be STD/Drug free. If interested, please email a phone number so that we may further discuss the potential of meeting.

Now, I don’t know about you, but when I say, I’m looking for a nice Christian boy…not into guys who want one-night stands, party a lot, etc..I think that is prett clear. I guess next time I should specifiy guys, girls and couples who are into one-night stands, or three-somes for that matter. Geez, you gotta tell people everything sometimes! :-)